A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, “Get
out of here with that dog!”

The guy says, “But this isn’t just any dog…this dog can play
the piano!”

The bartender replies, “Well, if he can play that piano, you both
can stay…and have a drink on the house!”

So the guy sits the dog at the piano, and the dog starts playing
ragtime, a little swing, some Gershwin. The bartender is amazed
and patrons are enjoying the music.

Suddenly a bigger dog runs in, grabs the small dog by the scruff
of the neck, and drags him out. The bartender asks the guy, “What
was that all about?”

The guy replies, “Oh, that was his mother. She wants him to be a
doctor.”