“I know that dogs are pack animals, but it is difficult to imagine a pack of standard poodles…and if there was such a thing as a pack of standard poodles, where would they rove to? Bloomingdale’s?

–Yvonne Clifford, American actress

Two fleas are coming out of the movie theater and it’s raining very hard outside. One flea says to the other flea, “What are we going to do? Should we walk or wait for a dog?”